Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
the condom got lost in my hair
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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