i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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