Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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