Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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