Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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