dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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