mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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