So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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