just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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