You can't motorboat a personality
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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