so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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