is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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