I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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