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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He better not be in your backpack
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize