Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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