that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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