I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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