I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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