google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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