break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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