My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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