AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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