i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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