What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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