I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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