Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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