im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
