if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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