i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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