Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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