All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
