Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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