I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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