The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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