My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
