quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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