Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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