So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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