yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think your dad took our porno
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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