found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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