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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there

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  You know how to spell recollection?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (209): View more from California

  What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.

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• (310): View more from California

  Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned

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• (619): View more from California

  The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.

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