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• (305): View more from Florida

  my head looks like a cockatoo

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  mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"

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• (619): View more from California

  reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy

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  sounds legit

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• (607): View more from New York

  I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had

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• (442): View more from California

  the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck

  (847): View more from Illinois

  godspeed

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• (341): View more from California

  Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you

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