My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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ttyl tear gas
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him