allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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