He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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