I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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