if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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