so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I FOUND THE LEGS
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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