Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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