i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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