There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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