we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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