I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
