god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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