I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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